Monday, January 31, 2011

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

Make sure you crowd your nearest Target, buy all the milk/grapes and/or bananas in preparation for the SNOWPOCALYPSE of 2011! It's completely necessary to buy 50 cans of food, so make sure you get on that! Quickly! Also, make sure to crowd the aisles and leave no room to push your buggy, for as we all know, desperate times call for desperate measures!

With the big snowstorm about to hit Norman, people are all going crazy buying everything off the shelf at Target. I mean really? GRAPES? Those aren't a snowstorm necessity. For those of us just going for our routine snack-shopping: God speed.

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