Two atoms are walking down the street.
The first atom turns to the other and says "HEY! You stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
The first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

I can't wait to be home and exchange silly riddles with ol' Goofy Dan.


By the way, what's a chiropractor's favorite music genre?

HIP-POP!