I am officially the most uninteresting person. Ever.

Other than maybe for my broken toes and telephone conversations about Pokemon raps and the Krazy Kookie Dough Ice Cream I rewarded myself with and now feel really sick/upset/disgusted that I ate. Maybe I should weigh these situations before I dive full in. And also that they have a new Cash Cab host. This better be temporary. For realz.

Yeah that's right.